This ain't Texas Ain't no hold 'em So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus And throw your keys up Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now