savannahXYZ - Welcome to 3D Software

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Welcome to 3D software!
Please enjoy your stay.
There's so many things to do
So, please, let's not delay.
We've got limitless features
Most good, some weird
And lots of little quirky bugs
That we've engineered.

Welcome to 3D software!
Load up and take a chance.
You can make some Tracer porn
Or watch her do the Fortnite dance.

Your topology's abysmal.
It's... not optimized
But throw it up on Twitter
And we'll call it "stylized".

Welcome to 3D software!
You'll never feel alone.
Kitbash shit from Warhammer
Or make the units bone.
Unity?
Unreal?
Which one do I choose?
Just click on the tutorial
That have the most views!

Welcome to 3D software!
Make sure to save your file
Recreate your childhood bedroom
Write some scripts that won't compile.
We've got timelines
And layers
And UV test grids
And none of all the features
That you've all requested.

Welcome to 3D software!
We know that it's slow
But shut up and watch a 12 part series
On making fried dough.
This is super boring
Speed up to 1,5...
Oh fuck, I missed a step
I gotta rewind.

Make an indie game
Or sim a sweater for a frog.
Make a short film starring Master Chief
Or photoscan your dog,
Mod CS:GO,
Sculpt art deco,
3D print a small sombrero
What if Shadow wore stilettos?
Watch my demo
Student debt though...
*BREATH*
Make a Ghibli shader
Here's a Dragon Maid costume
Handpainting medieval weapons
Recreating the first DOOM
Complain about Adobe
They are just the worst
But before you do, download this
Substance update first!

Could I interest you in rendering
All of the time?
A little bit of rendering
All of the time.
Subscriptions are a tragedy
And piracy's a crime
Compiling and rendering
All of the time.

Could I interest you in rendering
All of the time?
A little bit of rendering
All of the time.
Subscriptions are a tragedy
And piracy's a crime
Compiling and rendering
All of the time!

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